Does Peeing in a Bottle Make You a Good Friend?

No, it makes you a criminal with no regard for public safety.

Lorelai Parks

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Photo by Martin Sanchez on Unsplash

Once upon a time, I was tagging along with my now ex-realtor-husband as he tended to some “work” errands around town.

I use the term realtor-husband because he was, in that order, reflective of his priorities.

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